911-Anrufe

Eine sehr glaubwürdige und lustige Sammlung (Link). Ich erlaube mir, einige davon zu kopieren, die sind wirklich sehr gut:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven, but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought, you just said, it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am, nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.
 

Und noch eins:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contract ions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Wo gibt es noch solche oder ähnliche?